My liver just broke up with me...
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
