During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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