I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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