I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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