I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
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