No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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