Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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