with your own penis?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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