i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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