Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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