just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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