Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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