:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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