If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
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