that's an acceptable place to lick
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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