He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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