I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
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