Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I've blown a few things in my day
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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