It's like God shit irony all over that family
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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