At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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