We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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