I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Randomize
