matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Are we in a gay sports bar?
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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