I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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