so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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