check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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