I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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