Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
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