I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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