actually, I'm a sock model
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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