I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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