I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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