im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
Randomize
