Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize