North Korea, Best Korea!
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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