Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
the liver wants what the liver wants
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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