its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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