all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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