Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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