forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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