Jerry, you need to find god
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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