Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I stole a fireplace last night.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize
