I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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