Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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