Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
why do cheetos always look like penises
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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