I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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