the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
how drunk are you?
Several
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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