I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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