they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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