dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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