I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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