I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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