Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
its liver damage thursday
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