google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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