Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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