I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Randomize
