what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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