come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
